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Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 12:03am - money - by BigFoot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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geeze, leave her alone. people can break heels easily without being big. my best friend is 60kg, and really tall, and she broke a pair of heels when we were out the other night. honestly, they can be easy to break, she might not have been a big person.
even if she is, some of you arseholes need to shut the fuck up, cos theres no way in hell you're perfect, let alone the op.

and whats so bad bout trying on something you might not buy? i try on shoes and clothes that are expensive that i dont have an intention of buying, but just want to see what it looks like, and then maybe save up and buy it.
plus, two paychecks worth? ever thing maybe she has a part time job whilst at school or uni??!

i say complain to the manager, cos that was rude what the girl said. and dw about what some of the idiots on here are saying! :)

#29 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:09am by fueledbyamy

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Make a complaint about the sales girl. That's a pretty terrible thing for someone who's job it is to be polite to their customers to say, especially if they made you pay for them anyway.

#4 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:17am by mobius8

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