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Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60424) - you deserved it (22371)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

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If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

#13 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:44pm by Calaura9

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Wait..if it were you actually crapping, then wouldn't you have felt it? I mean surely, if you had diharea, then I doubt it would sound like a solid Iphone hitting the water. YDI I think.

#19 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:50pm by GabMon

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