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Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 11:15pm - money - by lobotomized (woman) - United States

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Some FMLs make me lose a little faith in humanity.

#1 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:57am by airplanefood

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It's called a ruse. Asking for the directions was a distraction.

Why wasn't your purse put away behind the your locker...or on your arm?

#2 - On 07/13/2009 at 4:00am by sika

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