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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (197327) - you deserved it (31304)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Hate to say it man, but if you can't tell a box of cookies from a box of rocks, you deserved it. :p

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:04am by lesman

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I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY.
THEY DID DOWNSIZE THEM.
I FUCKING KNEW IT.

#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:20am by fredmeepbob

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