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Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14380) - you deserved it (54159)

On 06/19/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by pinkplasticjesus (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Honestly, YDI because you need to pay more attention to the prices of what you're going to eat.

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:39am by blkmagick

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Lol why would you tip before you paid for your bill
and second why would you tip at a fast food place .

#3 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:40am by azeem

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