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Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense
2) You'd be required to appear in court
3) You'd be arrested on the spot
It's a scam, fool.

#5 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:47am by nerbian

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maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:01am by jeninabe

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