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Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML


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On 05/27/2009 at 6:15am - money - by abc (woman) - Pakistan (Sindh)

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That's pretty crappy on the part of your friends... sure they're real friends?

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:34am by Stunt

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well see... you didnt get it :]
THAT was the real surprise!

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:35am by dearViena

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