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By never trust family - 27/06/2016 00:27 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, at my shop my nephew proudly told me he had just sold thousands of pounds of merchandise. I was proud of him, for 3 seconds, when I realised he was completely drunk. I actually cried when I checked the register and found he let the customer pay with a post-it note with a big smiley face FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 14:10

Please tell me he's fired. As in, fired out of a cannon across the English Channel. Setting him on fire also seems an acceptable response to this situation.

sohigh10 34

Monday 27 June 2016 13:07

I hope to god you have cameras, because no insurance company is going to cover that.. Unless you decide to sue your nephew, which probably won't help much.

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1ronlady 24

Monday 27 June 2016 12:44

Yikes! I know he's family but why let someone work when you know he's drunk? Sorry OP

superwhovian 16

Monday 27 June 2016 15:00

They didn't know. They only found out after he came up to them after he had sold the merchandise.

sohigh10 34

Monday 27 June 2016 13:07

I hope to god you have cameras, because no insurance company is going to cover that.. Unless you decide to sue your nephew, which probably won't help much.

Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 14:10

Please tell me he's fired. As in, fired out of a cannon across the English Channel. Setting him on fire also seems an acceptable response to this situation.

Angreal 14

Monday 27 June 2016 23:43

Unfortunately we do have people that stupid in Leeds!

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