Money: Today i went to Mcdonalds to skip some school, i walk up and... - FML

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By Bibphatman - 05/05/2016 12:33 - United States

Today i went to Mcdonalds to skip some school, i walk up and a guy asks me for some change. I said id give him some after i broke my five buying cofee... I go to try and find him to giv him a dollar and i see him breaking into my car and getting away with my backpack and tablet... FML

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beanie_blues 9

Thursday 5 May 2016 20:41

That really sucks OP, file a police report and see if you can describe him. That can't be the only corner he's been sitting on.

wiccked 8

Friday 6 May 2016 0:06

damn, kinda wish you didnt skip school now don't cha

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beanie_blues 9

Thursday 5 May 2016 20:41

That really sucks OP, file a police report and see if you can describe him. That can't be the only corner he's been sitting on.

wiccked 8

Friday 6 May 2016 0:06

damn, kinda wish you didnt skip school now don't cha

PowerOfDin 15

Friday 6 May 2016 6:01

Oh I can tell you skipped school. Learn to capitalize. This was just a huge run on sentence

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