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By Shouldoftoldme - 04/05/2016 03:50 - United States - Detroit

Today, after spending an hour visiting my grandmother, I discovered my car was towed from the parking lot of her building. Apparently even visitors now need a permit to park, but they didnt bother to tell anyone about the change, or post signage saying so. $205 to see my own grandma, FML.

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Thursday 5 May 2016 4:30

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