Money: Today, I went on a planned vacation trip with a friend. We booked...

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By perfectvaca - 27/04/2016 09:31 - United States - West Point

Today, I went on a planned vacation trip with a friend. We booked a nice cabin in the mountains but decided we didn't need damage insurance. He got drunk the first night and broke the big 60" screen tv. Guess whose credit card booked the cabin? FML.

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stricker30 8

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:32

Ask him to pay you back, and if he refuses, lawyer up and sue that son of a bitch!

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stricker30 8

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:32

Ask him to pay you back, and if he refuses, lawyer up and sue that son of a bitch!

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