By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 16:36 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
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Liamj774 36

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

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lex1459 38

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

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MrConcise 34

#25 - Or kick his ass and his car's rear bumper.

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kangx1 28

steal his shit and see how he likes it.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Just blow up the damn car, or put sugar in the gas tank...

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Liamj774 36

Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend

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Welshite 39

How much are friends going for nowadays? I paid $20 for my last one, but that was a few years ago.

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Nymeria_fml 25

I don't think he would be worth all that much, though.

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Ltsdragons 19

You wouldn't have to pay much to get a better friend than that one

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MrSassypants 32

I say OP should sell instead of pawn the friend. Pawning implies that you might want the friend back.

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stevenN659 24

#20, maybe thats the whole point. making him think you still care, and slowly but surely realising that you don't want him around you anymore

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makkarari 18

Go take his car stereo and sell it to buy yourselves new video games etc that he stole from you. Then kick him out. Or if you have proof he did it, go to the police.

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garrett_8614 14

He should file a civil suit against his "friend" for the amount of money he mad from selling the stolen items.

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lex1459 38

I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.

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mellajella 14

With my luck, if I tried that, I'd get caught while trying to take the stereo.

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MrSassypants 32

That's why I bring a leprechaun everywhere so I don't have bad luck. The only bad thing is I haven't blinked in years.

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Retaheki 27

Is that how you make your beautiful comments, MrSassy?

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PeaceTea13 17

If this happened to me, I would kick that "best friend" out and steal the stereo while doing so.

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gracehi 31

Get your money back by selling him into slavery. Easy fix.

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skyedawson 2

Steal his shit and beat the crap out of him

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MrSassypants 32

Wouldn't you have to beat the crap out of him first to steal his shit?

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cakefete2 30

Kidneys go for about $40k on the black market. Your "best friend" has two.

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Retaheki 27

I got a bathtub full of ice and a scalpel at my place.

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Sideshowray94 8

"Can I get one kidney please..." "Certainly sir. Can I also offer you some guns or internet passwords... No? I'll chuck in a sample pack of this new drug *winks* it's on the house mate!" This is how I imagine every black market exchange to be like haha.

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shitstorm28 11

This is one of the best comments I've read in a while

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404wan 19

you... i like the way you think

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