Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm / United States (Texas) / Money

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  • Just wait until he starts selling bottles of water and claiming it's wine. That's really when the money will start flowing.

    #2 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:26pm by Welshite

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  • He's one step away from starting a cult. Good for him!

    #6 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:29pm by GrinchFu1

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