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Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML


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On 08/20/2014 at 2:59pm - money - by HungryStudent (man) - Puerto Rico

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What kind of parents do you have omg

#2 - On 08/20/2014 at 6:22pm by FrozenMusic

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Hopefully your parents can give you some food money... Sorry op

#1 - On 08/20/2014 at 6:22pm by splash69

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