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Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

#1 - On 03/06/2014 at 2:20am by fooltemptress

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Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

#2 - On 03/06/2014 at 2:20am by Zack6849

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