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Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML


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On 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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What kind of arsehole steals from their own family?? I hope you find who did it OP.

#1 - On 12/16/2013 at 4:16am by emeraldisle

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I would make a general announcement that there is a thief in your midst. I wouldn't be surprised if a manhunt started and everyone is searched.

#3 - On 12/16/2013 at 4:17am by Harpy20

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