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Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Next time tell him to shutup before all the stupid comes out.

#2 - On 11/30/2013 at 8:22pm by BreadstickFTW

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I'm sorry, OP. Maybe next time try not to speed or go over the limit. Just pay your ticket before it gets higher.

#1 - On 11/30/2013 at 8:19pm by Palirose

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