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Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Show them your lease agreement?

#2 - On 11/18/2013 at 4:18pm by lisslyi

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It's easy enough to prove you aren't them. Show the water company the deed to the house in your name, if you purchased it, or your signed rental/lease agreement. It will involved actually going down to the water district offices but it's better than paying a bill you don't owe.

#5 - On 11/18/2013 at 4:22pm by fooltemptress

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