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Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43821) - you deserved it (10694)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it.

"No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."

#1 - On 11/09/2013 at 8:47pm by Welshite

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Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.

#6 - On 11/09/2013 at 8:51pm by anythingmustbe

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