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Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Worst protest ever

#1 - On 09/18/2013 at 10:05am by Barriaultcory

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Right. Because one form of stealing justifies another petty one. :p At least the university Told you their prices before you went, and you Still made the choice to go.
No matter how I look at this, it's still your fault, sorry. ;p

#2 - On 09/18/2013 at 10:05am by Dracoboxer357

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