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Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (2424)

On 07/30/2013 at 1:09am - money - by brokeandalone (woman) - United States

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That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

#4 - On 07/30/2013 at 6:05am by Theclarksondales

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Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

#5 - On 07/30/2013 at 6:06am by Chelsea_bella

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