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Today, while waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said and done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, "You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment." And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

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Wow, that's horrible OP. All the places I work have gratuity added for parties greater than 6 or 8.

#1 - On 07/01/2013 at 12:58pm by tygerarmy

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I can put a value on a compliment:

Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nothing.

Assholes.

#9 - On 07/01/2013 at 12:59pm by DocBastard

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