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Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML


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On 06/12/2013 at 12:59am - money - by why mom, why? - United States (California)

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Why do people assume it's okay to just throw things out without asking? I hope she buys you new ones, OP.

#3 - On 06/12/2013 at 6:22am by MichiSixx

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I guess that's why you shouldn't leave shit on the couch.

#2 - On 06/12/2013 at 6:21am by Baustigt

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