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Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

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Wow. She's very cruel.

#1 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:22pm by toaster012

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Looks like she is the one who deep throated a cactus, she's really stingy.
But you should try and take it as high as you can and see If you can get the money back somehow, good luck OP and sorry to hear about how unlucky you are with family

#2 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:23pm by Keevarou

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