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Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47020) - you deserved it (5436)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Someone has mastered the art of trolling, I see.

#4 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:37pm by tommyfox

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"It's Friday, Friday! Dealin' with a douche on Friday!
Yesterday was tolerable (tolerable), today is horrible (horrible)"

#11 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:41pm by FreshPie

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