Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money

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  • That's hilarious!
    Though I am sorry for your job loss, I would rate it as the most hilarious FML of this year.

    #1 - On 02/15/2013 at 4:46am by moksha

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  • Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...

    #4 - On 02/15/2013 at 4:51am by muFilter

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