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Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29654) - you deserved it (5553)

On 02/14/2013 at 3:06pm - money - by dating a fucking psycho (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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She could be a psycho, or a Republican.

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:49pm by perdix

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Dude. Get out. NOW.

#8 - On 02/14/2013 at 8:59pm by fldlshrhxirfue

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