Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
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irony at its finest.
#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 5:55am by liv_graham
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Pepper spray works wonders in these situations
#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 5:50am by danial1214
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