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Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML
Your mother trusts her boyfriend because she loves him, but she doesn't trust you. It kind of sounds like your mom just told you that she doesn't love you.
Some people fall head over heels in love. Or just fall on their heads in love. And crack their fucking skulls...in love. Either way.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015