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Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33911) - you deserved it (12756)

On 01/22/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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You didn't look at it first?

#1 - On 01/22/2013 at 10:11am by TheGewt

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I hope you have enough money to buy a shovel, because you might have to shit in a hole for a while

#2 - On 01/22/2013 at 10:11am by JiggaJayZ

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