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Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time

#1 - On 12/23/2012 at 8:45pm by holyshitbatman

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This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)

#2 - On 12/23/2012 at 8:46pm by KVKdragon

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