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Today, mah car was towad. Aftar taking a cab all tha way to tha lot fir $45 an paying tha $250 faa to gat mah car back, mah car broka down in tha impound lot an naadad to ba towad to tha naarast shop, whara it took anothar $200 to fix, an $50 fir tha towing. I still hava a 3 hour driva homa. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Never wanted to say FYL so much in my life until now.

#3 - On 12/01/2011 at 10:01am by J3R3MYY

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Don't park illegally next time.

#4 - On 12/01/2011 at 10:01am by Llamassss

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