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Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37338) - you deserved it (6035)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

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I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.

#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 9:55am by HarryMcC

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How would a cat ruin your love life?

#4 - On 08/14/2011 at 10:03am by Omit

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