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Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49678) - you deserved it (25990)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

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then your GIRLFRIEND won not YOU

#3 - On 05/17/2011 at 6:09pm by fooch

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take her back until u get the ticket back. then... dump her ass

#2 - On 05/17/2011 at 6:09pm by manny2

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