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Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36001) - you deserved it (3160)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)

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Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.

#1 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:38pm by TaylorTotsYumm

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plant a tree wait 30 years, then crush their house with it

#6 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:42pm by j_cat187

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