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Man or woman?

Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33080) - you deserved it (2417)

On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

#1 - On 12/28/2010 at 3:00am by austin1414

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Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

#3 - On 12/28/2010 at 3:03am by squirell_AIDS69

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