Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 9:13am / United States (Tennessee) / Money

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  • You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

    #17 - On 12/24/2010 at 1:45pm by perdix

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  • They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

    #4 - On 12/24/2010 at 12:55pm by amerwin

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