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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

#4 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:21pm by Rowbin

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your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream?
please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

#6 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:21pm by unibrowicorn

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