Money: Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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Illblowyourmind 3

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:21

Shit like this always happens in concerts, next time put your money in your bra and then you'd definitely feel if someone tried to steal it xD

xstolix 1

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:29

Damn it swiper I said no swiping. Sorry :)

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mrjmaster1234 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:17

first comment

Euphemism 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:24

Betting this ^ is gonna get moderated.

Immersion 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:13

I agree with #1

Immersion 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:19

god dammit why do only some of my comments appear

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 14:11

#22 your comments aren't good enough, unlike mine which are...

Euphemism 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 14:31

owned! moderated! just like I said. lol

syddyb 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:33

what did number 1 say?

IVANTTOCOME 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:39

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So their nuts stay dry. 1st, That's what he said.

blankaex 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:42

Reverse karma?

iTaylor 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:06

don't act like her mom next time.

zkchild 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 18:32

That guy probably heard you and wanted to make you look like a jackass. Wonder if it worked.

ryan4919 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:40

lmao at the 2 above me

charleycake 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:19

50- your hot

missyacw 7

Wednesday 25 September 2013 12:13

but I always want to know what they say... I don't get butthurt

paxman101 7

Wednesday 28 October 2015 13:42

rhcpalex93 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:19

I gotta say, that was really dumb haha

Euphemism 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:19

Could it been an revenge?

TexanDanny 2

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:33

haha boxxy!

Euphemism 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:35

Who else you thunk it would've been?! xD

mintcar 9

Saturday 4 December 2010 15:31

An revenge?

ShakenShadow 2

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:21

Are you sure you didn't just lose it? how do you know it was stolen if you didn't notice till you got home?

xstolix 1

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:29

Damn it swiper I said no swiping. Sorry :)

Rieks 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:33

Karma's a bitch..

ItsJustMak 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 14:02

Karma? this has absoltley NOTHING to do with karma. it's irony look it up hun

Autoshot 9

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:54

/agree

TexanDanny 2

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:35

dood u got gaymed esxcuze mie sepleing sry me no spk enrgsh

IcyHell 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:00

np no1 spk gud engrsh aniwey so itz all gud

rachii 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:05

bt we do snd gangsta init man. take sum peeps to da yard bro. lmao I can't do it ;D

ttyler333 7

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:47

haha that's crazy, there's a reason some wallets have chains

tminihan 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:48

rachii 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:59

Karma for not trusting random people xD

danielle25 15

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:41

your comment doesnt make sense.. karma doesnt punish you for trusting random people!

labiscuit 15

Sunday 5 December 2010 4:42

Says... a close personal friend of karma?

rachii 0

Monday 6 December 2010 3:39

It's called a joke. Douche.

im_wilder 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:08

wow ironic? or just coincidence? either way FYL

capslockisgood 19

Monday 1 October 2012 3:53

Its an ironic coincidence.

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