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Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML


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On 12/04/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Damn it swiper I said no swiping. Sorry :)

#6 - On 12/04/2010 at 6:29am by xstolix

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Shit like this always happens in concerts, next time put your money in your bra and then you'd definitely feel if someone tried to steal it xD

#23 - On 12/04/2010 at 7:21am by Illblowyourmind

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