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Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (4159)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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I think you need to find some better friends

#1 - On 10/14/2010 at 3:04am by psuboy

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Little do you know, it was your husband.

#5 - On 10/14/2010 at 3:08am by FFML_314

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