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Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 7:50am - money - by Nicked (woman) - Israel

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A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

#4 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:05pm by quioxote

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Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

#9 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:12pm by curryndricegirll

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