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Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML

#21523006
33 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 7:04am - money - by ferret702 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

#21522112
61 comments

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On 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm - money - by sideeffect001 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I'm so broke, I walked into a nursing home and pretended to be a gentleman's son just so I could get some free food "for him". FML

#21521037
67 comments

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On 01/30/2016 at 2:45am - money - by :/ - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

#21516555
133 comments

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On 01/18/2016 at 10:16am - money - by logic (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

#21515129
73 comments

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On 01/14/2016 at 9:31am - money - by FuckedOver (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML

#21514655
49 comments

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On 01/13/2016 at 7:15am - money - by brokeandcardless (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I saw an elderly woman drop $20 while shopping. Trying to be a good samaritan, I picked it up and tried to hand it back to her. She accused me of stealing it and beat me with her purse. The manager had to fend her off me. FML

Today, I found out that the only reason my "friend" comes over to my apartment is so that she can charge her phone using my electricity, because she's too cheap to use her own. FML

#21511971
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19384) - you deserved it (1512)

On 01/05/2016 at 11:19pm - money - by Becca_Jo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat: "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

#21508071
75 comments

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On 12/26/2015 at 12:37pm - money - by buttfingers (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML

#21507746
44 comments

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On 12/25/2015 at 4:22pm - money - by swimmonster81 -

Today, after 6 years, two raises and a promotion, thanks to student loans I make less disposable income than I did when I first started this job. FML

#21507361
49 comments

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On 12/24/2015 at 3:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

#21506788
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23788) - you deserved it (1581)

On 12/23/2015 at 2:45am - money - by JunkDex (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML

#21506326
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21362) - you deserved it (1550)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:52pm - money - by noononononono - United States (California)



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