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By IDon’tKnowAnymore - / Sunday 2 December 2018 08:00 / Canada - Ottawa
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By Ouch - / Sunday 2 December 2018 13:00 / Australia - Port Melbourne
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Today, I was trying on wedding dresses and didn't realise I had started my period. I managed to ruin 6 dresses before I noticed. The company wants me to pay for them. I can't afford it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 December 2018 11:00 / United Kingdom - Maidenhead
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Today, I built a computer with 8 graphics cards that were really expensive. Yeah, they all blew up except the one that cost half the price of the rest. FML

By Lala - / Friday 30 November 2018 12:30 / United Kingdom - Dollar
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 November 2018 23:00 / Canada - Richmond Hill
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Today, it only took 25 minutes of working before I was covered in old man pee. I think that's a new personal best. FML

By weezie757 - / Wednesday 28 November 2018 11:30 / Canada
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Today, I made a little girl cry. How? She saw my face, got scared, and ran away crying. I thought I wasn't that ugly. FML

By MystalBlue - / Sunday 25 November 2018 13:30 / Netherlands - Utrecht
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By UnicornCinnamon - / Saturday 24 November 2018 04:00 / Romania - Cluj-napoca
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By THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! - / Tuesday 20 November 2018 21:00 / Philippines - Pasay City
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Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 November 2018 12:30 / United Kingdom - Maidenhead
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Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML

By SSS - / Sunday 18 November 2018 02:00 / United Kingdom - London
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By caittorr - / Sunday 11 November 2018 16:00 / Canada - Saint-jean-sur-richelieu
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Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

By traumatized - / Saturday 10 November 2018 21:00 / Canada - Joliette
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Today, in bed, my wife took her vibrator and started masturbating. Feeling excited, I went down to help her. She told me to knock it off 'cause she couldn't focus. FML

By BackedOff - / Saturday 10 November 2018 05:00 / Belgium
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By Anonymous - / Friday 9 November 2018 04:00 / Bulgaria - Plovdiv
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Today, while my 8-year-old was at school, I got a call saying that he shat and peed himself and then attacked a girl with his shit. FML

By sicko - / Wednesday 7 November 2018 18:30 / Egypt
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 13:18 / Canada - Vancouver
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Today, I reached my goal weight. My arms and legs are thin, but my face looks horrible and my belly didn't reduce an inch. FML

By nabru - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:30 / Brazil - Florian?polis
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By Joy - / Monday 5 November 2018 10:30 / Canada - Winnipeg
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Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada
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Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

By willkftw - / Saturday 3 November 2018 23:30 / Australia - Blackburn
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Today, I had a job interview for my dream job. Then I got a call saying it was cancelled because of a policy change that was issued this morning. I applied over a month ago. FML

By Girl - / Friday 2 November 2018 15:30 / Netherlands - Amsterdam
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By Notarealwaifu - / Friday 2 November 2018 13:00 / Japan - Kunitachi
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Today, when I came home, my dildo was placed in the middle of the bed. I last put it in my drawer. I only live with my dad. FML

By idaaan - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 03:00 / Sweden - Karlstad
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By OwieOwie - / Monday 29 October 2018 11:00 / United Kingdom - Tewkesbury
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By Deciduous - / Sunday 28 October 2018 22:00 / Australia - Gungahlin
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By fail2.0 - / Saturday 27 October 2018 22:00 / Sweden - Skinnskatteberg
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Today, I broke up with the guy I've been dating for 6 months. His response was to destroy my $200 Japanese chef knife. I'm an apprentice cook and that knife means the world to me. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2018 04:00 / Canada - Westerose
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By Damn millennials! - / Thursday 25 October 2018 23:45 / Philippines - Taguig
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Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

By rachgirl6 - / Monday 22 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
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