By Jamie - / Sunday 11 November 2018 05:00 / United States
By Unlucky taxi driver - / Thursday 8 November 2018 14:00 /
Roroma Say more :
Hey OP here it’s my FML but it won’t let me log into my account so I’m using this old one. My hand was a little infected but it’s all healed now so now worries. The mole’s gone af though...
By HowBoutNo - / Thursday 8 November 2018 05:00 /
FudgeThePolice Say more :
Yo, I’m the OP, I hope the mods of the site will be able to connect me to this story! Since people think I’m being ignorant etc, I decided to make this account to clear things up. First of all, I am fully aware that medically service dogs are allowed basically anywhere - I’ve got friends and family who have a variety of difficult needs and their dogs are a great help. The issue of this whole...
By FudgeThePolice - / Sunday 4 November 2018 03:48 / United Kingdom - Bradford
Nebraskawreck Say more :
its was two other girls both bigger then me and in their late 20s fighting over donuts.
By Nebraskawreck - / Friday 2 November 2018 20:01 /
World

Today, I had a job interview for my dream job. Then I got a call saying it was cancelled because of a policy change that was issued this morning. I applied over a month ago. FML

By Girl - / Friday 2 November 2018 15:30 / Netherlands - Amsterdam
By Annie - / Thursday 1 November 2018 22:15 /
By ShortTermMemoryFailure - / Thursday 1 November 2018 08:00 / Canada - Halifax
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 October 2018 15:30 /
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 October 2018 13:00 / United Kingdom - Basingstoke
By Lisa - / Sunday 28 October 2018 22:00 /
emeraldapostle Say more :
Hey everyone, OP here. Just letting you kmow that I have since left the job and now OSHA and various health departments are having a hayday with the restaraunt. Thank you everyone for showing concern!
By emeraldapostle - / Saturday 27 October 2018 19:21 /
By GeofftyGeoff - / Saturday 27 October 2018 15:30 /
By TheLibrarian - / Saturday 27 October 2018 05:00 /
By Disgruntled ADP - / Friday 26 October 2018 08:30 / United States - Dallas
By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 October 2018 08:00 / United States - Floral Park
World

Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

By rachgirl6 - / Monday 22 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
By Anonymous - / Monday 22 October 2018 13:30 /
By Why me. - / Saturday 20 October 2018 11:30 / United States - Kent

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 71
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 Mestinyalicea 0
5 shlayshlay 0
6 DJDembow2009 0
7 ccinok 0
8 uhoh 0
9 2shack 0
10 Sealey_fml 0

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 1465
2 BadAtPuns 1107
3 Ashamed_Sister 364
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 117
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 45
10 xsandra 45

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 50
2 thisisbutaname 23
3 RebeccaMcQ 0
4 kortnie 0
5 ahmad450 0
6 mightyboy 0
7 captinfail 0
8 Danipai 0
9 xx_riottttt 0
10 dancinfool524 0
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