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By caittorr - / Sunday 11 November 2018 16:00 / Canada - Saint-jean-sur-richelieu
By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 November 2018 22:00 /
By Unlucky taxi driver - / Thursday 8 November 2018 14:00 /
By Anonymous - / Monday 5 November 2018 05:00 /
World

Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada
By TheMysteriousTsundere - / Saturday 3 November 2018 15:30 /
World

Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

By willkftw - / Saturday 3 November 2018 23:30 / Australia - Blackburn
By ShortTermMemoryFailure - / Thursday 1 November 2018 08:00 / Canada - Halifax
By sluttyfox - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 14:00 /
By KeepinItInTheFamily - / Sunday 28 October 2018 05:00 /
RAlyf Say more :
OP here. I was on the lease. I was approved to go off the lease, as someone else was moving into the house. 3 bedroom house, 2 people on the lease, I move out, someone else moves in. The real estate agent changed his mind about me going off the lease because the new chick wasn’t going into my room - which he can’t actually do - and the lease doesn’t specify who is in which room. The real estate...
By screwedover - / Saturday 27 October 2018 14:09 / Australia
World

Today, I broke up with the guy I've been dating for 6 months. His response was to destroy my $200 Japanese chef knife. I'm an apprentice cook and that knife means the world to me. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2018 04:00 / Canada - Westerose
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 October 2018 14:00 /
By News to Me - / Sunday 21 October 2018 15:30 /
SonofMnemosyne Say more :
OP here... My mom was in a rush because she was dropping me off before she took my sister to the hospital for a really bad cough which made it hard to breathe for her. She's better now. I didn't find the IPad, but I got a new one the week after as an early birthday present from my grandparents.
By SonofMnemosyne - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 17:52 /

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