By aeris - / Sunday 11 November 2018 09:30 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 November 2018 05:00 /
By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 November 2018 22:00 /
emeraldapostle Say more :
Hey all, OP here. I'm fine, and Poison Control helped me out after saying, "uh oh." Now I keep my isopropyl somewhere besides my nightstand
By emeraldapostle - / Saturday 10 November 2018 14:26 /
By HagFag - / Saturday 10 November 2018 14:00 /
By Lisa - / Friday 9 November 2018 07:00 / United States - Sedalia
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By Anonymous - / Friday 9 November 2018 04:00 / Bulgaria - Plovdiv
By Liz0352 - / Thursday 8 November 2018 04:30 / United States - Bainbridge Island
Roroma Say more :
Hey OP here it’s my FML but it won’t let me log into my account so I’m using this old one. My hand was a little infected but it’s all healed now so now worries. The mole’s gone af though...
By HowBoutNo - / Thursday 8 November 2018 05:00 /
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By amilia - / Wednesday 7 November 2018 12:00 /
World

Today, I reached my goal weight. My arms and legs are thin, but my face looks horrible and my belly didn't reduce an inch. FML

By nabru - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:30 / Brazil - Florian?polis
By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 November 2018 22:00 /
World

Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 71
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 Mestinyalicea 0
5 shlayshlay 0
6 DJDembow2009 0
7 ccinok 0
8 uhoh 0
9 2shack 0
10 Sealey_fml 0

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 1465
2 BadAtPuns 1107
3 Ashamed_Sister 364
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 117
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 45
10 xsandra 45

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 50
2 thisisbutaname 23
3 RebeccaMcQ 0
4 kortnie 0
5 ahmad450 0
6 mightyboy 0
7 captinfail 0
8 Danipai 0
9 xx_riottttt 0
10 dancinfool524 0
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