By Jamie - / Sunday 11 November 2018 05:00 / United States
By Unlucky taxi driver - / Thursday 8 November 2018 14:00 /
By Anonymous - / Monday 5 November 2018 05:00 /
World

Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

By willkftw - / Saturday 3 November 2018 23:30 / Australia - Blackburn
By GeofftyGeoff - / Saturday 27 October 2018 15:30 /
By Malakai - / Tuesday 23 October 2018 22:00 /
World

Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

By rachgirl6 - / Monday 22 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
By Murphy's law - / Saturday 13 October 2018 13:30 /
By XxrudyxX - / Friday 12 October 2018 05:30 / Canada - Fort Saskatchewan
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 16:00 / United States
World

Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML

By 1DisGR8 - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 07:30 / Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 October 2018 03:00 /
World

Today, I flew cross-country. Since the movers with my furniture and car won't arrive for 2 weeks, I packed several bags with most of my clothes and charging cords. The airline lost them. FML

By screwedflyer - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 14:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
By llostinreality - / Sunday 30 September 2018 07:00 / United States - Milwaukee
By Frouse - / Friday 28 September 2018 22:02 /
By tillybonkers - / Wednesday 26 September 2018 22:00 /
World
By Birthdaygirl30 - / Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:00 / Netherlands - Oegstgeest
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 07:00 / United States - Conroe

Game Ranking

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 71
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 Mestinyalicea 0
5 shlayshlay 0
6 DJDembow2009 0
7 ccinok 0
8 uhoh 0
9 2shack 0
10 Sealey_fml 0

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 1465
2 BadAtPuns 1107
3 Ashamed_Sister 364
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 117
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 45
10 xsandra 45

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 50
2 thisisbutaname 23
3 RebeccaMcQ 0
4 kortnie 0
5 ahmad450 0
6 mightyboy 0
7 captinfail 0
8 Danipai 0
9 xx_riottttt 0
10 dancinfool524 0
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