Transportation: Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead...

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 192

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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You deserved it 42 583

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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You deserved it 4 605

By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 973

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 195

By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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You deserved it 66 766

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

eggjuggler 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:26

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

Comments

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:23

Why would you do that? Are you idiotic, how were you sure they were even honking at you?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:24

I'm not an idiot and I didn't do that. :(

joce445 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:30

The person wasn't talking about you, she was talking about the OP.

lolfylanydi 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:38

2 mile walk ain't bad at all, less QQ more pewpew, grow some balls and don't assume cause it makes an ass out of u and me

skroal 7

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:40

Slap me with a piece of ham.

joce445 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:41

Aha, ok. x)

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:43

My car never broke down. You're crazy.

PizzaGuy11 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:46

YDI for having a gay car

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:48

My car is very heterosexual.

eshhayz 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:49

ydi for not spilling period blood on the road

MyChemical_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:52

Ydi for saying beeped not honked :/

Toxxic_Blackout 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:54

lmao @ freeze you're hilarious

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:08

Does not pay to be an asshole.

korn247 5

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:08

lmao!! I wouldn't driven off too. ydi

Lindahhxd 7

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:32

YDI. There's actually nice people out there.

thorfinntheassri 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:51

YDI for having your car break down

YourEvilHero 12

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:56

ydi for being not very smart

Rando77 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:45

19- I'll slap you with a piece of turkey breast. Ham is too good to be slapped with.

theFMLwhore5 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 14:45

wow, did your brain get stuck on that hill also?! retard..

BenD0VER 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:28

47 - Your mom slaps me with her breasts. :D

lilai1396 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:44

I think the reason freeze is replying to the insults and comments is because they are under his comment.

Bear_Flu 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:48

Oh suck it up, when I was a lad I walked 6 miles uphill to school and then walked 6 miles uphill back home! We skied up one side of the mountain, and then up the other side!