By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

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Lora Wood 11

****** made the pain worse. Because you have dislocated both hips before for comparison?

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fjvitt 14

Just wait til you get married....that is the real sex deterrent...

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TxKitten79 10

If that were a real sex deterant, I would be divorced.

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gary8082 14

Baby make it hurt so good!

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bobsanction 18

That must have been one hell of a position!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I'm sure it was, if it had been successful.

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jordansamuil 2

This is a terrible situation. Did you talk about it with a guy? You need to discuss this, I advise him to read the article https://viabestbuys.com/hot-words-list-say-during-sex-in-bed/ . Maybe this will help you get horny!

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