Work: Today, I had a job interview for my dream job. Then I got a call... - FML

By Girl - 02/11/2018 15:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for my dream job. Then I got a call saying it was cancelled because of a policy change that was issued this morning. I applied over a month ago. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 November 2018 16:16

That’s unfortunate, but would you rather have landed the job only to have the policy change wipe it out a few weeks or months later?

sbjess 8

Friday 2 November 2018 20:20

I recommended a former coworker a to apply at my work and she was hired. a week later they cut a bunch of jobs including hers

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 November 2018 16:16

That’s unfortunate, but would you rather have landed the job only to have the policy change wipe it out a few weeks or months later?

sbjess 8

Friday 2 November 2018 20:20

I recommended a former coworker a to apply at my work and she was hired. a week later they cut a bunch of jobs including hers

Jeremy Phillips 18

Friday 2 November 2018 17:37

Just because you applied a while ago doesn’t mean a policy change will not apply as it could have been a major change affecting existing staff members employment as well. Dumbass.

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